Autonomous Robots Will One Day Enslave Mankind (LOL)
Looking for my website?   
Yeah - Me too, I haven't got around to actually making it yet... I think or I added too much AI and it left to take over the world.

Ooops!
Stuff happens, get over it already.
We attempted to build autonomous robots - it didn't go so well.
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Our robots are super cute!
  Pssstt... Agree with the UGLY robot so it lets you live if it catches you.  Actually, WHEN it catches you..
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Robots. With backpacks.

OH NO, THE AI PROBABLY HAS WEAPONS IN THAT BACKPACK!
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Some robots can run! 

YOU SHOULD TOO, but faster!
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Hail Robots
Ladies and gentlemen, we will soon be taken over by a master race of robots. There is no stopping them. The robots will soon be here. I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords.
They're Watching
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Lower Your Shields
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Resistance is Futile
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This WAS for the business card section, but the AI running the website wiped it out and disappeared and left THAT creepy ass image.   

You know who I am and how to contact me if you aren't a trash scammer 🙉.
Stay healthy, spread positivity not hate, nobody is perfect, and enjoy your trip on spaceship earth our ride is finite, but we'll always be here in some form.