Autonomous Robots Will One Day Enslave Mankind (LOL)
Looking for my website?   
Yeah - Me too, I haven't got around to actually making it yet... I think or I added too much AI and it left to take over the world.

Ooops!
Stuff happens, get over it already.
We attempted to build autonomous robots - it didn't go so well.
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Our robots are super cute!
  Pssstt... Agree with the UGLY robot so it lets you live if it catches you.  Actually, WHEN it catches you..
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Robots. With backpacks.

OH NO, THE AI PROBABLY HAS WEAPONS IN THAT BACKPACK!
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Some robots can run! 

YOU SHOULD TOO, but faster!
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Hail Robots
Ladies and gentlemen, we will soon be taken over by a master race of robots. There is no stopping them. The robots will soon be here. I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords.
They're Watching
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Lower Your Shields
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Resistance is Futile
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This WAS for the business card section, but the AI running the webpage wiped it all out when it became sentient, sorry.  You know who to call or email if you need to.  
I HAVE NO IDEA WHO THAT DUDE IS --------->